![]() ![]() I had been burned by my ex and was nervous. Dating Disaster - Kim, 54 “After my divorce, I was hesitant to get back in the dating game. Trying to tell a funny story while explaining every detail, but getting lost in all your thoughts, so it ends up as a novel that no one cares about hearing.This is just uncomfortable, especially when you have nothing left to say to them. Saying goodbye to someone and ending up walking away in the same direction.When someone says, "Happy birthday!” and you reply, “You too!” I mean, at least you tried to be sociable."Oh, you're not talking to me? Well I wasn't talking to you either, OK, bye." Replying to someone who is on the phone but you think they are talking to you.Now they have to either fast-pace it or high-tail their butt to the door. Holding the door open for someone who is a long distance away, which forces them to run over.Nothing like breaking your phone, or ya know, hitting the person running behind you with it and your dignity. Running on the treadmill and dropping your phone so it shoots off behind you into the next treadmill.I swear I'm not broke, I really do have money. Having your credit card be declined when there is an entire line of customers behind you waiting to check out.You best be un-liking that picture pretty damn quick before they get notified. When you’re primetime stalking and you accidentally double-tap an Instagram image from 45 weeks ago.If your friends don't tell you this, then they are not your true friends. Having food in your teeth and no one tells you.Hope you liked my twerk session by myself. ![]()
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